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Dad jokes

I just read a book called "How To Clear Leaves From Your Driveway"

By Ray King

Submitted by Daniel Fisher

Relationship jokes

I put vaseline on my front doorknob for a joke the other day...

My missus didn't find it funny at all. In fact, she flew off the handle!

Submitted by Daniel Fisher

Knock-knock

Knock knock. Who’s there? Control freak.

Now you say, ‘Control freak who?’

Submitted by Daniel Fisher

Relationship jokes

My partner said I never listen.

At least, I think that's what they said.

Submitted by Daniel Fisher

Puns

I used to be addicted to the hokey cokey.

But I turned myself around.

Submitted by Daniel Fisher

One-liners

My boss told me to have a good day…

So I went home.

Submitted by Daniel Fisher